Obama Tests-Fires New Weapon

ARTISANAL PRESS — Last Friday, the White House tweeted a photo of President Obama successfully testing a new energy weapon that fires right out of his hand. Obama fired the beam, which had a rainbow-like…

President Announces that America is Hungry Again

ARTISANAL PRESS — President Obama announced on Wednesday that America is hungry again, this time for some Syrian. Indeed, a careful analysis of the president's speeches over the last several years suggests that America has…